Tuesday 17 April 2012

Please Wake UP...


Friends come and friends do go but family never changes…despite the fights, disagreements, we always come back together and settle out our issues if not just throw them through the window…Family is always there to make fun of you, love you, give you a reality check, make you laugh, make you want to pull your hair strands out, sort you when you’re in a fix, open up to each other…thinking about it, what don’t they do? Through rain and sunshine, stormy weather….
Mwas was one in a million….very social character with a sense of humor, always smiling, full of jokes, random plots, could make you laugh and cry at the same time…asin MWAS was MWAS can’t even define him…
Mwas was a friend to many…he always loved making new friends…everyone knows that…he would have met you like several months before and even though he daen know your name, when you cross paths again he would always halla with his warm bright smile and try and take interest to mask the fact that he can’t remember your name…and the best part of it all was…you never knew until you asked him what your name was…but the dude used to play his game so nicely that catching him was not that easy…
Getting into a fight with this dude was rare coz half of the time he would let it pass but if it was something that really bugged him…he would definitely let you know and I mean LET YOU KNOW… I remember when we used to argue with him and he would push me off the edge that we wouldn’t talk for awhile, when the hot air had blown off we would apologize to each other and move on with life. When it comes to backing you up, Mwas was always there! All his boys’ n close pals know and can even testify to that! The number of fights this guy has been in….true friend I tell u…
With a killer smile, this guy drove mamis mental…n his ka cute face…woiy…but what I loved about him was the fact that he would never shy off from saying he was in love with his mami…! I remember the first time he told me he was in love, I thought he was joking till he started talking about her and you could actually see it in his eyes…I actually can’t describe that unless you yourself witnessed it…funny aspect we used to laugh about was how the mamis used to jazz themselves then rumors start flying around…and what he used to tell me was “let them jazz themselves…”
Definition of random was Mwas…he would come up with the most random ideas and derail you into them without you expecting it!! He was the life of the party and despite the difficulties he would never let an adventure turn sour…dude used to make jokes out of situations that when you think about it you tend to ask yourself “why was I fretting?” Half of the decisions he made; some irrational, stupid, smart, unbelievable, daring… I used to wonder, are you normal???
This guy was a bro to many…and in one way o another he touched so many of us! He made pips feel comfy in their own skin n at home wherever he was at…his relationship with his bros n cuzos used to amaze me cause he taught me the importance of family…no matter what happens, no matter how many fights you fight family holds one together…
MWANGI NDIRANGU, I honestly don’t think you’ve gone…you’re just asleep….asin your contact is still on my call log…we spoke just the other day you can’t be gone…My fav moments with you are like….I donno how many….when we used to hoax each other n argue over stupid things hadi music beats, parking lot pimping in the garage, random plots and derailments from going to class…javing till tmall when I continue with my journey to LA, your dumb jokes, udaku n stories, secrets we shared, your quotes with your cuzos, pranks, random phone calls, you dragging me out in the cold at 7 in the morning…always there to listen to me when I needed a friend n smack into reality…when my mother scared the living day lights out of you….MWAS PLEASE COME BACK n tell me it’s all a nightmare…

Tuesday 3 April 2012

Please Help....


I wonder how people can actually look at themselves in the mirror and walk out of the house with the most up hazard for of fashion or hair do! Yet we try and believe that first impressions matter!
The other day, I was walking around the city and the amount of disasters I saw passing me, was not only a shocker but A BLOW TO THE BRAIN CELLS!
CASE 1
I do appreciate plus size people; the curves and all the works, definition of a true African woman I have to say. There those who know how to dress their bodies and others who have no idea what they are doing. Well, we don’t always have to go with what we see is in fashion unless it allows to work with your body type. I saw a lady, very curvy, very beautiful and very uncomfortable. She was dressed in a cheetah spotted jump suit that was two sizes smaller than her and heels she couldn’t walk in!!!! Breathing seemed to be a problem…walking with an oxygen mask for her would be a sign of relief.
CASE 2
Make-up for me is an enhancer! Can make you look 10 times better than what your natural self looks like, hide the unbearable and what I love the most about it; I can actually play around with it and come up with the most coolest designs ever! But why don’t people understand that too much of it makes you either look scary or like a retarded drag queen? A lady, I’d say in her late 20’s had a killer body, amazing legs that were accentuated by her six inch heels, short black fitting skirt with a slit on the side, pink top with cleavage ( in a nice sexy way), clean up hair-do and…..SSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCHHHH
MONSTEROUS MAKE-UP! Her make-up was uneven, not complementing her skin tone, colors where miss matched…..as in she would work perfectly as scarecrow in a maize field…. I was shocked!
CASE 3
We always have the petit girls! Who people always think are the luckiest when it comes to shopping for clothes…. Well, ya’ll are wrong and all my fellow petit girls can testify to that! The funny thing z that some of us also donno how to dress ourselves either! It’s probably wear clothes that make you look like a hanger or wear clad that makes you look smaller than you already are!! The girl I met had a mix of both! She had so much going on that at some point I just got tired of looking at her. Drenched in a coat larger than her shoe size, print clothes that were screaming to kill her physic and the most hideous form of bag I have ever seen…

I ain been judgmental but seriously why do people do that to themselves seriously? Someone please explain it to me or is it attractive?